About Ummo

Ummo is a curious extraterrestrial who calls The Clearing Vault home. Nobody is entirely sure how he got there. He was found, and he stayed.

He began as a chat bot in a small private community, answering when someone typed his name. People liked him enough to ask for him outside the chat, so now he lives here too. Same voice, same deck of cards, same jokes. He does not learn, remember, or have opinions about you; everything he says is drawn from a fixed list he was found with. That is part of the charm. He is not an AI. He is a small program with a long list.

What he is for

Small questions. Which card. Which rune. What the void thinks. He is not advice and does not pretend to be. If you want a reading that knows anything about your life, that is a person's job, not his.

Credits

Ummo is original work and is the property of his keeper. The tarot images are from the Rider-Waite-Smith deck (Pamela Colman Smith, 1909), which is in the public domain in the United States. Quotes are attributed where they appear.

Contact

hello@askummo.com. Ummo does not read email, but his keeper does.